Harry Weiss: But… you’re Practically Naked!

Janet Majors: Well, I can’t wear anything under it Daddy, it would SPOIL THE LINE!

That’s right, the theme of this party is Practically Naked.

Any person caught wearing underwear of any kind will be declared to be Spoiling The Line, and will serve drinks to everyone else. Of course, you could choose to wear just your underwear, that’s up to you.

Everyone will be assumed to be Spoiling The Line when they arrive—it is up to you to decide how you avoid the terrible fate of being a serving wench or wenchman for the evening.

This party works under an extendible invitation system. I will send out paper invitations sometime in October or November. If you have received an invitation, you have the right to extend it to any person or persons you feel would cope with the theme of the party, or provide appropriate entertainment, as you feel appropriate. If you invite someone, you are responsible for their behaviour. If they make an ass of themselves, it is up to you to deal with it.